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Five Reasons why you should Gamble Away Your Child's Collage Funds!

Your Wallet is Too Heavy

This is an important factor to consider. When your wallet is too heavy, you will think slower and react slower, so if you give away your money, then you will be at the top of your game!

Your Child doesn't "need" these funds

This is also important. Your child is going to be fine if you Gamble away all of their savings! In fact, it might help them learn important skills, such as handling massive amounts of debt.

You could Get Rich!

Many people say it's impossible to get rich in a casino, but they are all quiters! Everyone knows that if you keep going no matter how much you're losing you're going to do just fine.

The Very Rich People who own the casino are hungry :C

They have families that they have to feed too :c.

Look At This Kitten!

Look At It

Look into its sweet little eyes

The Kitten Wants you to Gamble...